Being that Future Show is in the Future Tense, I thought why not make a grammar party of things and make a new cabaret piece, at a music night in East London, in the present conditional tense. This is not a Future Show, it is its own other thing, and this short performance received my best ever compliment from, surprise surprise, a violin player. She said I did what David Lynch does with a movie using words. For something like that to be true I’d kiss the baby in eraser head. In conditional tense.